Tuesday, December 31, 2013
The White Elephant Dbl-Sided Dildo, The Saga Continues...
So, she broke it in half, at the balls. This is what playing with it looks like now - I am feeling kind of like a bad owner, but come on. COME ON. This is fucking HILARIOUS.
Monday, December 30, 2013
Shocking new idea - Be whoever you are and do whatever you want, no matter your age. LIVE.
In response to this blog right here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jennifer-ball/7-things-you-totes-need-to-stop-saying-if-youre-over-30_b_4375298.html
Sure, some of these are pretty annoying. I particularly don't like "totes" - never have, feels very awkward to work into conversation. And I've never even used "feels" - and I doubt I will. I also don't like when people use the word "utilize" instead of "use" just to try and sound more intelligent - just personal preferences here people. That aside, the first thing I think when I see these type of articles (there are so many circulating out there) is to say "stop telling me what to do or say, or how to act, because I've reached a certain age." We're all individuals, right? There's a lot of "age-appropriate" stuff out there that I see that makes me feel sad, like everyone is conforming or giving up, but then I think, that seems to make those people happy, that's what they want. Leave them alone.
I don't much subscribe to the idea of following age-based accepted norms. I find it very limiting and I see a lot of people stopping themselves from doing things they'd like to because of those norms. You need to be this way, or that way, because you're over 30 - says who? Stop telling me what to do - how about we all learn to mind our own business and accept differences in others by the time we reach our 30s? How 'bout that? There are many good ways to live a life.
Side note:
Like it or not, language changes. I agree that it's kind of scary where language may be headed, but generally, much of what begins as slang ends up being part of the accepted vernacular (see "ain't" in the dictionary). Been that way for hundreds of years.
p.s. How does homegirl know I WON'T cut a bitch? Shoooooooot - I'm CRAY. ;)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jennifer-ball/7-things-you-totes-need-to-stop-saying-if-youre-over-30_b_4375298.html
Sure, some of these are pretty annoying. I particularly don't like "totes" - never have, feels very awkward to work into conversation. And I've never even used "feels" - and I doubt I will. I also don't like when people use the word "utilize" instead of "use" just to try and sound more intelligent - just personal preferences here people. That aside, the first thing I think when I see these type of articles (there are so many circulating out there) is to say "stop telling me what to do or say, or how to act, because I've reached a certain age." We're all individuals, right? There's a lot of "age-appropriate" stuff out there that I see that makes me feel sad, like everyone is conforming or giving up, but then I think, that seems to make those people happy, that's what they want. Leave them alone.
I don't much subscribe to the idea of following age-based accepted norms. I find it very limiting and I see a lot of people stopping themselves from doing things they'd like to because of those norms. You need to be this way, or that way, because you're over 30 - says who? Stop telling me what to do - how about we all learn to mind our own business and accept differences in others by the time we reach our 30s? How 'bout that? There are many good ways to live a life.
Side note:
Like it or not, language changes. I agree that it's kind of scary where language may be headed, but generally, much of what begins as slang ends up being part of the accepted vernacular (see "ain't" in the dictionary). Been that way for hundreds of years.
p.s. How does homegirl know I WON'T cut a bitch? Shoooooooot - I'm CRAY. ;)
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Nothing to Everything
I know nothing about nothing and anything and I am going to make everything out of that, starting now. EVERYTHIN. I’m not the first, I won’t be the last.
They like to tell you that you have to be taught how to do things, that there is one way, one very particular way, or sets of particular ways, and if you do not learn the way before you start you will be lost. That is wrong. I know enough to start, I am a quick learn and I will learn as I go.
I have no time for your parameters sunshine.
Thursday, December 12, 2013
The Fighting Octopi and Sarah's Takeover
Have you ever watched a nature show in which they are showing an octopus defend itself? Holy fucking shit you guys - it is one of the funniest goddamned things I have ever seen. YouTube that shit if you can, I promise you won't be disappointed.
So I finished my last final of my Bachelors degree today, finally. Perhaps you could not tell this by the above comment about octopi, but you know what? Screw you. Who are you to judge me? And secondly, that shit's for real. So. Funny.
Hi, my name is Sarah, I'm 31 (but look 24, so let's just go with that), and I now have a Bachelor of Arts degree in Theatre Arts, Dance Option.
Get ready. ;)
So I finished my last final of my Bachelors degree today, finally. Perhaps you could not tell this by the above comment about octopi, but you know what? Screw you. Who are you to judge me? And secondly, that shit's for real. So. Funny.
Hi, my name is Sarah, I'm 31 (but look 24, so let's just go with that), and I now have a Bachelor of Arts degree in Theatre Arts, Dance Option.
Get ready. ;)
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