A Real Grown Up

So this is what I did tonight:

- Clean up dog shit and piss because my dog shit and pissed in the house.
- Drank 3 glasses of Makers on the rocks while watching 3 episodes of GLEE right in a row ( I am still mourning Cory Monteith super hard. Don't you judge me.)

- Got all excited to eat some chicken Top Ramen, then discovered we only have shrimp Top Ramen left. Who the hell even eats shrimp Top Ramen?
- So I ate a bowl of Special K Red Berries.


My birthday is day after tomorrow, and I'll be 31 (like Cory - shut up). They say that makes me an adult, but based on the above - I beg to differ...